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"I'm going to put them in the slam, my friend, and if I hear they got their puckery assholes cored down there at Thomaston, I'm gonna send them cards saying I hope whoever did it had AIDS."

His mascilinity has borne an insult which he felt must be avenged.
"He called me queer!"
"Are you worried you might be, then?"

This is hilarious

Saturday, 9:00 P.M.: Final band concert featuring the Derry High School Band and the Barber Shop Mello-Men.
Saturday, 10:00 P.M.: Giant fireworks show
Saturday, 10:35 P.M.: Ritual sacrifice of Adrian Mellon officially ends Canal Days.

BAHAHAH

The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years -if it ever did end - began, so far as I know or can tell, with a boat made from a sheet of newspaper floating down a gutter swollen with rain.

Wish me luck