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mada hedrick is 98% done

sorry i don’t even find that ending underwhelming #hottake i am too attached to the characters to care about a silly fight

— 12 hours, 3 min ago

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mada hedrick is 99% done

oh my God can bella be a mother like if you’re gonna be cool with your 17 yr old bff marrying your daughter can you at least make him wait until she’s been ALIVE for 18 years

— 11 hours, 17 min ago

mada hedrick is 98% done

and know jacob has to suffer through another love triangle. as if he hasn’t suffered enough. stephanie meyer i HATE you.

— 11 hours, 38 min ago

mada hedrick is 97% done

of course mr “14 years of monkitude” is shivering at the knowledge his betrothed would be physically mature within 7 years. stephanie meyer you’re going to HELL

— 12 hours, 8 min ago

mada hedrick is 95% done

bella saying she loves jake and he’ll always be her best man 😁🤩🙂‍↕️ edward calling jacob his brother 🥹😝🤗 edward calling jacob his son… 😀😟🫩

— 12 hours, 30 min ago

mada hedrick is 89% done

sorry j jenks assuming bella and jacob are kidnapping edward’s baby is SO funny

— Jul 08, 2026 12:11PM

mada hedrick is 86% done

“on her wrist was an intricately braided quileute version of a promise ring” DISGUSTING. jacob sat there meticulously braiding cords into a PROMISE RING. FOR A BABY. hi wtf!!!!!!!!!

— Jul 08, 2026 11:33AM

mada hedrick is 85% done

“i wasn’t sure why alice gave me the ghetto address” does becoming a vampire make you racist like bella has been acting absurd

— Jul 08, 2026 11:04AM

mada hedrick is 83% done

eeuyuck do not whisper in that baby’s ear get away from the little girl

— Jul 08, 2026 10:55AM

mada hedrick is 81% done

bella’s fear of senna and zafrina is feeling very… micro-aggressive…

— Jul 08, 2026 10:39AM

mada hedrick is 80% done

thank God i’ve seen breaking dawn pt 2 at least 900 times in my life or all these new characters would be really overwhelming