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G is 37% done

OH MY GOD YOU ARE TRYING TO BE HEART EYES bro fuck this book

— Jul 07, 2026 06:31PM

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G is 91% done

This is why i have Blondie blocked on spotify

— Jul 08, 2026 03:59PM

G is 89% done

Yeah why arent we more worried about the armed murderer somewhere in the club???

— Jul 08, 2026 03:44PM

G is 71% done

IN A CLOSET? IN A DEFUNCT CLUB???

— Jul 08, 2026 01:29PM

G is 71% done

Actually fuck you both, you’re perfect for each other.

— Jul 08, 2026 01:26PM

G is 66% done

OF COURSE he’s a fuckin cop y’all are useless.

— Jul 08, 2026 12:40PM

G is 45% done

OK, so can confirm that Heart Eyes, the movie, came out before this book, since this book was published this year. So why the fuck is the author talking shit on that silly, fun little slasher? Because Heart Eyes didn’t waste nine hours of my life and was actually enjoyable, as opposed to this book… So how about we tone down the “unoriginal“ bullshit?

— Jul 08, 2026 09:06AM

G is 41% done

4 1/2 hours in, and we have just now gotten to the point the back of the book promises. I need blurb writers to stop this nonsense.

— Jul 07, 2026 06:59PM

G is 40% done

Being tongue-in-cheek about the Heart Eyes mask isnt cute and funny, it’s annoying. AND ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THE TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS?

— Jul 07, 2026 06:57PM

G is 34% done

“I wish I knew how to slit you” - Not Brokeback Mountain” is homophobic actually and I will not be elaborating.

— Jul 07, 2026 06:02PM

G is 22% done

Girl stfu about psycho omg Campbell is *just a guy*