Ella’s Reviews > Jane Eyre (Special Edition) > Status Update

“. do you doubt me jane?

Entirely.

you have no faith in me?

Not a whit.”

SEE SOMETIMES SHES FUNNY

why is he full naming her as “janet” now like EW. DONT PISS ME OFF

“mr rochester: and what have you been up to since you answered the summons of your sick aunt? it’s been a month!

jane: i was with her sir, she is dead.

mr rochester: aha! a true janian reply”

what the fuck is his problem

trying this again bc i finished my other book before i even had my lunch break and i realized this was still sitting in my locker 😒 miss jane please do not throw another Woman Biting A Man situation at me

“i told her he was rather an ugly man, but quite a gentleman;…” GET HIS AGAIN THANK YOU JANE

so he’s weirdly attached the jane but is also marrying some other young woman who is outwardly cruel to jane and pretty much all the servants. Okay

okay so one of mr rochesters servant girls just BIT one of his guests…after attacking him with a knife…the same servant girl who he keeps locked?? in a room on the third floor?? and his friend went to “interview” her?? and now she’s again locked away snarling and growling while this man bleeds out?? AM I READING THIS RIGHT PLEASE HELP

IT WAS THAT OLD MAN THE WHOLE TIME LMAOO

“well said forehead; your declaration shall be respected” my favorite line so far

“..i have something in my brain and heart, in my blood and nerves, that assimilates me mentally to him” YOU ARE UNDER SPPEEELLSSS