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Joe
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Crispin is clever. The ruse with the Permit, to get someone to steal it and then have Kasia be the hero. All very neat. And it worked out, surprisingly.
— Jul 07, 2026 02:43PM
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Joe
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I really like Scortius the charioteer. Well, Crispin will not be forgotten anytime soon. Not with that entrance into the court of Sarantium.
— 12 hours, 24 min ago
Joe
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Well Crispin just made two strong enemies at the very least. Leontes and his wife Styliane. Yikes. The court of Sarantium is rife with plotting but what can one expect in an Empire of such magnitude?
— 12 hours, 35 min ago
Joe
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Well Crispin is already making an ass of himself. God. He really has no self preservation.
— 12 hours, 51 min ago
Joe
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Well Carullus is a hysterical asshole. Wow, it’s just one thing after another for these poor fuckers.
— Jul 07, 2026 05:39PM
Joe
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And I was just starting to like Linon. So, that’s how Zoticus bound life into metal. Curious. And it explains why Linon knew so much of the rituals. She was herself a sacrifice. God, I feel like crying and I dont know why. ugghhh
— Jul 07, 2026 05:10PM
Joe
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Oh my god, I am nailed to my seat. Ludan himself coming from the mist, and then Kasia following him. And now they’re all fucked. Oh god.
— Jul 07, 2026 05:03PM
Joe
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They make quite the party; Crispin, Kasia, and now Vargos. Interested to see what woes assail them on the Day of the Dead.
— Jul 07, 2026 04:49PM
Joe
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Holy christ, this Day of the Dead business is fucked. Sacrifices in the forest that are most unpleasant. It’s good to see Crispin has a heart, even if it’s only because poor Kasia reminds him of his own daughter.
— Jul 07, 2026 01:07PM
Joe
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The mechanical bird is funny LMAO and he was right. That Senator wanted to ride Crispin’s bones.
— Jul 07, 2026 12:43PM
Joe
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I like Zoticus. An interesting pagan alchemist. All of the characters so far have been memorable, and that is quite the feat.
— Jul 07, 2026 11:57AM

