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"I licked her so she’s mine."

Someone please tell this man that human females do not operate under the laws of the Serengeti. And glad to see levi is a literal golden retriever who just discovered human interaction.

i cant stop laughing. everytime try to imagine the sex, all i can think about how they have british accents and at 2 in the morning, that really is funny, no idea why.

they are playing Whatever it Takes for a party. good lord, u keep Imagine Dragons as a guilty pleasure, not smth u play at a party or dance to

bc he was a victim??? girl, RK pmo

Even I heard about the epic affair last year. He fucked a biology teacher in the lab for weeks until the principal walked in on them.

The said teacher is banned from all schools and she moved out of the country.

True he was a minor at the time, but why the hell was he treated as a victim?

this is giving those cringe disney couples grabbing each other's face, saying shi like, "this isn't uuuu":

“Stay calm,” Aiden whispers beside me while putting on his jacket.

He must be seeing the demons swirling in my eyes because he repeats in a slower, lower tone. “You need to stay fucking calm, Lev.”

these fmcs say ts and then be all submissive and shi, no backbone:

If he wants a battle, I’m going to give him a bloody war.

what in the misgendering:

“Ladies,” Larson snarls, his small eyes and bushy brows give him a meaner, harsher look. “Is this how we’re starting the season after last year’s defeat?”

“No, Sir,” all of us yell.

“I didn’t hear you, girls.”

“No, Sir!” we bellow.

Levi tilts his head to the side. “Is that a way to greet me after the entire summer, princess?”

“What do you expect? A chanting of ‘Long Live the King?’ Sorry, the choir is still on holidays.”


(no idea which pg im on bc of reasons )

remind me why i torture myself