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By my will may I see this through.

The most beautiful and frighteningly accurate depiction of depression I have EVER come across.
Great existentialism through tennis.

— Jul 03, 2026 11:41AM

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(Wheelchair footnote not accounted for in page count)
(We are getting the main Infinite Jest plot now)

— Jul 04, 2026 06:29PM

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(Gotta love a nine page footnote about absurd movies - thanks, DFW)

Also, I recently procured a shirt celebrating the Whataburger Tennis Championship

— Jun 23, 2026 08:01PM

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