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CHAPTER XI.

Someone let this poor man rest, every chapter is like the ninth circle of Hell for Kaladin, meanwhile Shallan’s out here hanging out with the eighth wonder of Roshar, Jasnah Kholin.

CHAPTER V.

Shallan, you’re a lesbian.

CHAPTER IV.

I did not expect them to be taken to the Shattered Plains at all, what the fuck. I’m kind of as gagged as Kaladin.

CHAPTER III.

Shallan, you can do no wrong in my eyes. I’ve had you for less than 20pgs, but no one doing it like you. I also know that when we see Jasnah, she’s going to be the most beautiful woman ever.

Syl introduction and I can’t even begin to stop laughing at her ragebaiting Kaladin when he’s having the worst time of his life. Like, please girl read the room.

I did not expect him to die. Also, who the hell was that Shardbearer? Next chapter is still Kaladin, so wondering when Shallan’s will be.

Sorry, Gavilar, your brother is much hotter than you. Also: insane to tell Szeth to deliver a message to Dalinar too on your dying breaths.

Szeth merking the Alethi guards with ease was +1000 aura for him. But, -500 for his baldness though. I can’t justify that, sorry.