Katie Pagliaro’s Reviews > All This Twisted Glory > Status Update

cyrus: here to chaperone?
hazan: if you mean here to make sure you don’t fucking die yeah that’s what i’m here for
cyrus: …very well.
alizeh: has that happened before??
c+h: yes.

so smart. yet so so stupid.

“i can do it myself”

this book is a prison.

“i wish to marry you”
“i’ve decided to marry cyrus”

AHHHHHHHHIKNOWTHISISNOTAHAPPYMOMENTBUTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHYESGODDDD

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE JUST LEAVING

OH she’s going back to the tulanian palace not the arduinan palace. use your brain ok.

HAZAN STOP BREAKING MY FUCKING HEART IM TEAM CYRUS.

hazan is the love of my life
a: HAZAN??
h: forgive me your highness but i’m too angry to speak to you in the manner your deserve—- AREYOUIDIOTSICANNOTBELIEVEYOULETHERGOOUTTHETEYIUFUCKINGSTUPIDFUXKINGGOD

IT TURNED RED.
THE NOSTA WAS RED DAAAAAAMN

everyone dissing cyrus when he’s having telepathic conversations with animals is like the pinnacle of misunderstanding this poor man

HE JUST WANTED TO BE A PRIEST
AND HAVE A DRAGON AND FLY.
LET HIM TALK TO HIS DRAGON.

me: awwww cyrus put rose petals on her while she slept!!!! ??? why is he aelin ashryver galathinius maxxing on this roof???

huda: and the boys are just nonstop arguing just constantly it’s terrible—
a: the boys??
huda: not deen and omid
a: ah yes the boys
*camera pans to hazan kamran and cyrus screaming and throwing things at each other*