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Morgan is 49% done

Here's the thing, she was a bellend before her idiot husband knocked her up and she got post partum depression 🤷‍♀️

— Jun 30, 2026 10:58AM

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Morgan’s Previous Updates

Morgan is 87% done

Everyone's a cunt, cool, got it.

— Jul 02, 2026 01:09AM

Morgan is 58% done

Jesus christ man

— Jul 01, 2026 03:20AM

Morgan is 33% done

Did that one to urself lass

— Jun 30, 2026 04:29AM

Morgan is 17% done

Ohhhh never mind, Natalie's a cunt

— Jun 30, 2026 12:19AM

Morgan is 12% done

Yous know I think id be as insufferable if I was rich too

— Jun 29, 2026 10:26AM

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