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Book III, Canto III, which continues Britomart's origin, where she meets Merlin, who gives her a prophecy that she will begat a line that will culminate with Elizabeth I. Britomart gains the armor of a Saxon virgin, along with Bladud's magic spear, so that her armor combines the strength of the Saxons with the strengths of the Britons. We return to the present, and she parts ways with the Red Cross Knight.
— Jun 27, 2026 07:18AM
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Book III, Canto II, wherein Britomart lies to the Red Cross Knight about her origins, and uses her wiles to get the Red Cross Knight to tell her how wonderful Artegall is. Then we learn how she first saw Artegall in a magic mirror created by Merlin so her father, a king, could see invaders to his realm. Britomart's nurse, Glauce (now her squire), tries to remove the love from young Britomart with magic, but fails.
— Jun 20, 2026 07:32AM
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Book III, Canto I, wherein we meet Britomart, a female knight. She battles Sir Guyon and then befriends him and Arthur. Later she rescues the Red Cross Knight and meets Malecasta, who thinks Britomart is a beautiful androgynous man, and sneaks into Britomart's bed, which sets Britomart ready to stab Malecasta (just not the kind of stabbing Malecasta wanted).
— Jun 18, 2026 12:12PM
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Book II Canto XII, wherein Sir Guyon and the Palmer travel to the Bower of Bliss, encountering many of the obstacles of the Odyssey. They find Acrasia and bind her, and destroy the sinful Bower. As they leave, they turn the monsters back into humans, and one does not want to be changed back, and it is said that virtuous people always strive for virtue, and wicked, immoral people aren't likely to change either.
— Jun 15, 2026 01:33PM
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Book II Canto XI, where Arthur must defend Alma's castle (the human body) against Maleger's forces (the seven sins that hit the heart and the five vices that overpower the five senses). Maleger is aided by two hags, Impotence (makes the body weak) and Impatience (makes the heart more willing to take shortcuts and sin). Like Hercules with Antaeus, Arthur must lift Maleger from the earth and cast him into a lake.
— Jun 13, 2026 05:10PM
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Book II Canto X, wherein Prince Arthur reads the legendary history of Britain, ending with Uther Pendragon, and Sir Guyon reads the legendary history of Fairyland, ending with the rule of Gloriana. Even though it draws on Geoffrey of Monmouth's chronology, I enjoyed the mythos of it. They were legendary ancestors, moral exemplars, cautionary tales, and symbols of Britain's destiny.
— Jun 13, 2026 10:02AM
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Book II Canto IX, wherein Arthur and Guyon go to Alma's castle, which is the body, and explore the wonders of the human body and how it harmoniously functions when governed by temperance. Also, Alma's castle is Protestant & British, and the wild attackers without are Catholic & Irish.
— Jun 07, 2026 09:01AM
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Book II Canto XIII, Sir Guyon, like Jesus after his temptations, gets the benefit of an angel watching over him as he recovers until the Palmer arrives. Then Pyrochles and Cymochles arrive to steal Guyon's armor and shield. Fortunately Arthur arrives and kills both Saracens. Guyon is restored to life. Excellent battle sequence here.
— Jun 06, 2026 09:48PM
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Book II Canto VII, wherein Sir Guyon encounters Mammon, and descends into Mammon's Hell, to be tempted by him for three days and nights (and for 40 stanzas), before returning to the world and collapsing, near death.
— Jun 06, 2026 05:36PM
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Book II Canto VI: Guyon pursues Cymochles but is ferried by Phaedria to her pleasure island, leaving the Palmer behind. Phaedria tries to distract both knights with ease and delight, but Guyon remains focused on his quest. When Guyon and Cymochles begin to fight, Phaedria intervenes and temporarily halts the conflict.
— Jun 04, 2026 05:46PM
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Book II Canto IV: Guyon and the Palmer find Furor, driven by Occasion, savagely tormenting Phedon. Realizing Furor cannot be subdued while Occasion incites him, Guyon restrains Occasion first, then chains Furor. Phedon recounts how a false friend deceived him into killing his innocent bride, and Atin arrives to warn that Pyrochles is approaching.
— May 31, 2026 04:38AM

