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Naru
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BEEN A MINUTE SINCE IVE UPDATED, IM IN THE PITS OF DESPAIR, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING OR WHY IT IS HAPPENING. IF ONE MORE PERSON GETS HURT IM RIOTING, IF THIS DOESNT GET A HAPPY ENDING IM GOING TO END IT ALL
— Jun 26, 2026 05:21PM
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Naru’s Previous Updates
Naru
is on page 232 of 416
GUY, I'M GONNA VOMIT. WHAT IS HAPPENING? I HATE IT HERE
— Jun 17, 2026 02:44PM
Naru
is on page 218 of 416
I'M GONNA DIP HER TOES IN ACID AND HANG HER FROM THE SQUARE, BACK UP
— Jun 14, 2026 02:34PM
Naru
is on page 201 of 416
HALF WAY POINT
I genuinely have no idea how they're gonna solve this gang.
IM PRAYING for a happy ending 👁🫦👁✨️ but like, the shit is shitting right now. I'm on my tip toes, we're poppin bottles in the G6, like a blizzard.
Don't question the ramablings of a mad woman in distress
— Jun 12, 2026 01:47PM
I genuinely have no idea how they're gonna solve this gang.
IM PRAYING for a happy ending 👁🫦👁✨️ but like, the shit is shitting right now. I'm on my tip toes, we're poppin bottles in the G6, like a blizzard.
Don't question the ramablings of a mad woman in distress
Naru
is on page 179 of 416
IDK HOW WE'RE FIXING THIS HUGE PROBLEM, FUCK HER AND FUCK HIM TOO HONESTLY, YALL GOT A WEEK TO FIX THIS SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS?!
— Jun 05, 2026 03:05PM
Naru
is on page 158 of 416
GONNA RUN IN THE FORESTS OF ROMANIA AND BE CONSUMED BY A BEAR
— May 31, 2026 09:18AM
Naru
is on page 121 of 416
I KNOW THATS RIGHT, YEAAAAAHHHH
UGH, my lymphatic system is draining at 100% efficiency, my skin is clear and my bank is full (metaphorically)
— May 27, 2026 04:13PM
UGH, my lymphatic system is draining at 100% efficiency, my skin is clear and my bank is full (metaphorically)