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Arya
is 36% done
Right when I thought this dinner was getting so boring, these two started cracking me up 😭
The dialogues seem a lot less try-hard now. I'm not sure if that'll stick, but I literally burst out laughing when she was trying to mouth the word "lobotomy" to him, and after a couple of tries his face lit up because he thought she was saying "I love you" or something 😭
— Jun 25, 2026 06:24AM
The dialogues seem a lot less try-hard now. I'm not sure if that'll stick, but I literally burst out laughing when she was trying to mouth the word "lobotomy" to him, and after a couple of tries his face lit up because he thought she was saying "I love you" or something 😭
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Arya
is 33% done
This whole "I'm sending you food and giving you cooking instructions over the phone while waiting outside your door and imagining how hot you look doing your job" thing Rowan has going on is so, so miserably unnecessary.
Hope I'll change my mind later. (I don't think I will.)
— Jun 20, 2026 11:33AM
Hope I'll change my mind later. (I don't think I will.)
Arya
is 31% done
Honestly? this story makes me question the idea of relationships like this. The concept of knowing each other’s darkest parts and still choosing to stay is appealing, but the trust here feels too fast to be believable. It doesn’t just waltz into your life like that. And I can’t help but picture them as one of those “happy couples” who post cute pics together, but behind the scenes, they're about to kill one another.
— Jun 19, 2026 01:32PM
Arya
is 26% done
My favorite character so far? Lark. Absolutely Lark. We don't know much about her at this point, but after seeing a few spoilers while looking up this series, I have a feeling I might end up loving her story even more than Sloane and Rowan's.
— Jun 11, 2026 04:42AM
Arya
is 15% done
It's kind of funny how Sloane's friend is like, "You should go out and make more friends," while Rowan's brothers are like, "Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? She's a serial killer!"
— Jun 10, 2026 06:00AM
Arya
is 13% done
Not only is it getting predictable, but it's also making me wonder why the dialogues feel so... try-hard? Like they're trying a little too hard to sound cool or funny. Also, why are they texting each other the details of their plans? Aren't they killers? Criminals?
— Jun 10, 2026 04:49AM
Arya
is 8% done
Maybe dark romance is my thing after all? 😭 (I've always hated romance romance.)
The first few sentences hooked me immediately, and I really love how this story started. That said, I'm still wondering why she revealed her identity like that. It kind of makes sense... but also doesn't. Still undecided about the character introductions.
— Jun 09, 2026 02:41PM
The first few sentences hooked me immediately, and I really love how this story started. That said, I'm still wondering why she revealed her identity like that. It kind of makes sense... but also doesn't. Still undecided about the character introductions.

