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What the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m actually heartbroken for him ❤️‍🩹😭

Oh no……. What did you do 💀

OOOOOP not the slip up 🤭

What do you get when you take Batman and Christian Gray? Spicy Christian motherfucking Reeves 🥵

I’m not even sure why he hates me. I’m not totally incompetent when it comes to my duties here. My best guess is it’s because I’m not fun to look at. I’ve got as much curve as a two by four, and the sex appeal of a plastic bag.

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