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I want to be friends with Eumaeus

— 6 hours, 47 min ago

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Odysseus is HOME but has been transformed into an old man by Athena as a ~disguise~

— Jun 19, 2026 04:39AM

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— Jun 14, 2026 08:19AM

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Odysseus crashed out when Laodamas questioned his athleticism so he yeeted a discus. Polyphemus got WRECKED.

— Jun 11, 2026 09:32PM

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I forgot how much the suitors bullied tf out of Telemachus 😭😭

— Jun 06, 2026 03:17PM

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Did not read the 80 page introduction

— Jun 05, 2026 02:53PM

Jake Steinberg is on page 93 of 496

— Jun 05, 2026 02:52PM

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