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“Fairhrim occupied an annoying portion of Osric’s thoughts. He spent too much time that afternoon continuing their discussion in his head, resulting in an imaginary argument in which he featured prominently with sharp and witty rebuttals. He considered sending his deofol to Fairhrim with a script, so that she knew what he was capable of.”

Foppish crouton is possibly the best insult I’ve ever heard

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