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Richard Papen is the greatest bozo of our time. If my rich friend invited me to Boston over the holidays, I'd just go. You DUMBASS, that's FREE ROOM AND BOARD!!!

It really is such a shame we won't ever get a screen adaptation of this book because Francis' country home is somewhere I would absolutely LOVE to see brought to life

Girl, you have GOT to stop lying.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN.... TSH PRIDE RE-READ 🎉

Francis Abernathy, patron saint of minding our own damn business

You know. Cloke's kind of a real one. Literally just vibing. These preps are a blight to him smh

Jar of cherries so bad you have to throw them out the window. Francis, the diva that you are.