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"If Jesus is about life eternal, then Troy is about death eternal" genuinely who asked. What point do all these jesus allusions make
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"Who really cares about Oxyrhynchus? There’s a good reason why ordinary people are forgotten by history: it’s because they’re mostly forgettable."

Bro says all this whilst translating a worm's-eye-view version of the Iliad. The jokes write themselves
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"But what about Castor and Pollux? Where were her combative, protective brothers? [110] Where are her combative, protective brothers? Why are they not at Troy? Are we to believe that for the exact same offence they would wage war against the fellow king of Athens, but nothing against the dandy prince of a lesser race?"

They're dead mate
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Scarlett Barnes is on page 97 of 352
This is shit
Jun 12, 2026 10:42AM
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