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average human is 47% done

Amber was mesmerized by James Blackwood the big boss vampire

— 22 hours, 27 min ago

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average human is 99% done

That was fun. 4 stars. Not that interesting tho. More like a background noise audiobook.

— 2 hours, 21 min ago

average human is 81% done

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Keep
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I like it

— 4 hours, 8 min ago

average human is 80% done

I love Ben

— 4 hours, 40 min ago

average human is 75% done

LMFAO NOT THE EPIPHANY. AND FUNNY REVELATION. AHHHH

— 16 hours, 18 min ago

average human is 54% done

I like how comfortable Mercy has become with her male relationships.

— 20 hours, 35 min ago

average human is 51% done

I like that Amber’s husband Corbin actually likes Chad even though they aren’t blood related.

— 21 hours, 2 min ago

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I don’t like where this is going

— 21 hours, 30 min ago

average human is 47% done

Oh gosh. Amber prob isn’t consenting. That’s sad

— 21 hours, 52 min ago

average human is 11% done

YAH I LOVE MAGGIE. MERCY’S MOM IS GREAT

— Jun 14, 2026 01:52AM

average human is 10% done

Oh yah Amber sucks. Wtf. Goes to a trauma victim for convoluted free help.

— Jun 14, 2026 01:45AM

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