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“There’s no ownership. You are mine as much as I’m yours. Understand?” “I am yours,” he agrees. “Completely and fully.” “Then I can be yours, too.”

they r so perfect it hurts 🥹🥹

“I talk in slang, babe.” “And now you say I’m a child?” Now I’m offended. “I—“

okay i’m obsessed with them

Ah – maybe this is the time for the courting word. “Newwwp,” I tell her.

lol

I am utterly reborn. Every muscle in my body, every tendon, every organ – it no longer belongs to Raahosh. It is all Liz’s to dispose of. I am completely and utterly hers.

this is so much better than studying for maths 🤭

“Dick.” “The song of my people?” I reply back to her, remembering her words. “You got it.”

LMAOO

This must be more of the curious human mating rituals. Maybe that’s what newwwp means. I mentally repeat the word to myself so I can tell her the same thing at the appropriate time.

BRO THINKS NOPE TRANSLATES TO A MATING RITUAL I CANT LMAO

Now, when I imagine happiness, I imagine her face. It doesn’t matter that she is different – she is mine and I am hers.

Which I had. I’m caught, my hand in my pants. Moaning his name. I’m never going to live this one down.

😭