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Ayo is 99% done

“It’s easy to identify a first time but we rarely know when something is happening for the last time. . .

If we could identify our last times as easily as our first times, thousands of moments will be lived more intensely.”

WOW!! This is a well written book with crazy characters 🤣

My husband, my husband, my husband. . . Need I say more? 🤣

— Jun 13, 2026 04:15PM

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Ayo’s Previous Updates

Ayo is 95% done

“Put the most beautiful woman in the word in bad lighting and her beauty will be noticeably diminished. . .

Beauty is a matter of lighting 15%, makeup 20%, hair 25% and clothing and shoes 40%”

🎯 Girl you ain’t wrong!!! 😌🤣❤️

— Jun 13, 2026 02:28PM

Ayo is 90% done

“Why is it that something is bearable for months or years. And one morning we wake up unable to stand it one second longer?”

❤️🎯😍

— Jun 12, 2026 04:05AM

Ayo is 87% done

“No matter what I do, my husband is my reference point, my measuring scale, my sea level. . .

I’ve noticed that my husband always make love to me on days when I’ve slept with other men. . .

Even when he’s deep inside me, my husband is out of my reach. . .”

OMG!!! Our protagonist is such a bird 🤣😂🤣 Girl get a grip 😩🤣

— Jun 11, 2026 01:28PM