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Even my aphantasic ass can imagine this bird suit scene enough to realize how fucking unhinged it is. 😂

“Boy, if other people worked as hard as you at denying themselves good things, we’d be living in a world without corndogs.”

"I growl, annoyed that he seems like he wants to move when all I want to do is just lie here and pretend we’re both dead."

Ugh, so many breadcrumbs.

"Bearb0tt0m: What has 3 holes? ur favorite t shirt and me—I want in 😍"

Okay, but t shirts have four holes?

Okay, the *one* big issue I've had with this book so far is how it treats having God knows how many drinks of alcohol as if its only side effect is to make one less nervous about things. Apparently it never causes loss of coordination, slurred speech, vomiting, hangovers the next day, and DEFINITELY not difficulty getting or staying hard.

"So here I am, wedged snugly between a rock and a gay place."

Kyron's Brandon vibes just keep getting worse. I almost expect Shane East to start voicing his chapters once the inevitable emotional breakdowns happen.

Hey, it's a Moka! Minus the ASPD owner.

Waaaaait. Attending Catholic mass. Is that where the Brandon of it all is going?!?!

Took me way too long to figure out what "some serious dead prezzies" meant. At first I interpreted it at presents. Dead presents? What? Then I realized... Presidents. Dead presidents. Printed on currency. Mloney.

Clever.