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THE POV SHIFT

“Get on the rug.” 😀

“YOUR HAIR IS MINE.” 🫪😝

Ofc Noah is a Maxxinista 💗

IT’S YOU IT’S YOU IT’S YOU

“There’s no such thing as a normal life. There’s just the time you get and how you spend it.”

SAY IT LOUDER FOR NOAH IN THE BACK!!!

Jesus, I feel ill.

“We haven’t set a date yet.”

Operation break-up-this-engagement is ago!

“I like him just as much as you like him.” Damn.

Oh my god you did not just say that 😦