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Something so weirdly intimate about the fact that Harry immediately knows he will be able to calm Toby down by getting him to argue with him lol
— Jun 09, 2026 05:16AM
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kayayay._
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« You're wrong, I want to call after him. You're what I need.
I can't tell him that. It would only make everything worse. »
OH MY GODDDD YOU BOTH NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
— Jun 09, 2026 08:57PM
I can't tell him that. It would only make everything worse. »
OH MY GODDDD YOU BOTH NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
kayayay._
is on page 302 of 466
Callum and Oliver: we have just barely kissed and we are in love ❤️
Harry and Toby: even though we are exclusively hooking up with and pining after each other we are going to insist that this means NOTHING
— Jun 09, 2026 08:44PM
Harry and Toby: even though we are exclusively hooking up with and pining after each other we are going to insist that this means NOTHING
kayayay._
is on page 226 of 466
Predictions:
- Harry quits politics after realising that he needs to chart his own way
- Toby possibly quits or changes his trajectory to fighting climate change entirely
- They buy a cabin in the woods
- Prunella is the voice of reason / matchmaker / get-your-shit-together-strategist and is best woman at their wedding
- Oliver has a mild heart attack over their relationship but is supportive
— Jun 09, 2026 08:11PM
- Harry quits politics after realising that he needs to chart his own way
- Toby possibly quits or changes his trajectory to fighting climate change entirely
- They buy a cabin in the woods
- Prunella is the voice of reason / matchmaker / get-your-shit-together-strategist and is best woman at their wedding
- Oliver has a mild heart attack over their relationship but is supportive
kayayay._
is on page 264 of 466
I give them 5 months max of enduring polite society before they run away together to a cabin in the woods
— Jun 09, 2026 08:06PM
kayayay._
is on page 250 of 466
« While the helicopter swoops towards us, Harry is still holding my hand.
And I notice the exact moment he drops it. »
OH GOD HERE COMES THE ANGST
— Jun 09, 2026 07:50PM
And I notice the exact moment he drops it. »
OH GOD HERE COMES THE ANGST
kayayay._
is on page 227 of 466
Oh, “caught feelings” huh? Is that what we’re calling it, Toby?
— Jun 09, 2026 07:31PM
kayayay._
is on page 226 of 466
« It's his we've-just-made-fire, we've-just-caught-a-fish, we've-just-found-a-cabin smile. It's Toby's genuine, real smile, the one with dimples, the one that is so full of true happiness it looks like it could ignite.
He's aiming it straight at me for the first time.
And I know right then, with more certainty than I know my own name,
that there is no going back from this. »
God, they’re so in love❤️
— Jun 09, 2026 07:28PM
He's aiming it straight at me for the first time.
And I know right then, with more certainty than I know my own name,
that there is no going back from this. »
God, they’re so in love❤️
kayayay._
is on page 98 of 466
Harry: I am entirely able to be normal about Toby and not start developing feelings for him.
Also Harry:
« He blinks those beautiful eyes. »
« Toby's luscious, generous lips are regaining their normal color now, pinking up temptingly. »
— Jun 09, 2026 05:53AM
Also Harry:
« He blinks those beautiful eyes. »
« Toby's luscious, generous lips are regaining their normal color now, pinking up temptingly. »
kayayay._
is on page 46 of 466
Toby: Harry is always so unflappable, it’s infuriating!
Harry: (actively about to have a heart attack via internal gay meltdown)
— Jun 09, 2026 03:33AM
Harry: (actively about to have a heart attack via internal gay meltdown)
