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Ordinarily I’m all for abolishing the monarchy but please can I give the people in this universe a peek into our FAR worse one

Like guys, your Prince of Wales is a hot adorable klutz who genuinely loves helping people and your queen immediately kicked members of her own immediate family who did illegal shit out of the line of succession. I want you to know that they could be MUCH WORSE

« Who knew that a top hat was a magnifier of the attractiveness of the person wearing it? »

Oh sweetheart, it’s not, you’re just in love with him

Don’t worry, Oliver. We’ve all at some point in our lives fallen victim to the charms of an autistic bisexual man with pretty eyes

Actually maybe it’s just me and him

Alex Claremont-Diaz 🤝 Callum Prescott

Having a sexuality crisis because of a hot British guy with pretty lips and also realising that they absolutely should have known sooner

« He smiles. “No. I’d actually just got out of the shower. I thought I should throw some clothes on before I accepted a video call.”
For some reason, my pulse hammers at the idea of a naked Oliver. »

Yeah, that’s called bisexuality. Kindly refer to the dictionary where it should have your name right next to the definition

Callum completely accidentally getting the top spot of Most Fuckable Royal on the list of one Prime Minister by using his autistic rizz

This is not in the book, I made it up

« Does Oliver’s gaze contain some special energy that scientists haven’t yet discovered? »

No bestie, you’re queer and he’s handsome. Hope this helps❤️

Callum is fucking ADORABLE

And he doesn’t seem to know he’s queer 😭 like my dude you’re noticing the Prime Minister’s looks WAY too much to be straight

Part of me is just loving the fantasy of a royal family that immediately yeets out members that have been doing crimes…

Ah well

Oliver: damn he’s hot

Callum: (rambles about being a clown)

Oliver: and ridiculously adorable. I need him