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anne's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and you best believe she's going to wield that milkshake like the weapon it is
— Jun 04, 2026 06:45PM
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Ashlyn
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what sort of vile, depraved monster learns of a sacred unicorn frolicking in an enchanted forest and thinks "i must slaughter it at once and hang its horn from my wall"? 😡 off with his head!!!
— Jun 05, 2026 11:59AM
Ashlyn
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Louis said, “Do not think of me as your enemy, Highness.”
She gave him her most brilliant smile. “Do not worry, Monseigneur. I shall not think of you at all."
get 'em anne!! 🗣️🔥👏
— Jun 04, 2026 06:57PM
She gave him her most brilliant smile. “Do not worry, Monseigneur. I shall not think of you at all."
get 'em anne!! 🗣️🔥👏
Ashlyn
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I will be inconsolable if any unicorns are harmed in the telling of this tale 😭🦄💗
— Jun 04, 2026 02:56PM
