Rafael Vega’s Reviews > Frank Herbert's Dune Saga Collection: Books 1-3 > Status Update

Scytale you slimy fuck! He killed Farok! He had such an interesting monologue about the sea, too. I wonder what Scytale is up to with the wife. Ireland stay mad. I feel for channi tho. And WHAT! wdym they’re just… GIVING Duncan/Hayt to Paul?! What is the goal??? I know there is something afoot but… AGHHH

Here we go. Dawg… the foreboding is insane. This scytale motherfucker plotting on Paul with Irulan and the weird fish guild guy. This Bronso dude talking mad shit. GHOLA IDAHO. WHAT IS HE, A REANIMATED CORPSE?! The cuck stuff with Paul and Irulan was hilarious. WHY DON’T CHANI AND PAUL HAVE ANOTHER KID!?! Was Irulan serious about sneaking contraceptives? Finally not knowing what’s going to happen is amazing…

NOOOOOO!! SAY IT AIN’T SO. THEY KILLED THE BABY

Wow. GURNEY ALMOST KILLED JESSICA. PAUL TOOK THE WATER OF LIFE. BRO. IM FINISHING THIS BOOK TONIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK

Paul did it. He rode the old maker. He wasn’t as smart as he should’ve been, but he kept calm and accepted his mistakes. Him and Stilgar are having conflicting, mixed emotions about their potential conflict for leadership… I’M LOVING IT ALL

Paul has a kid?! What on earth? Like… wow. This time jump is WAY different!! ARIA IS A TALKING BABY???? But he’s doing his first worm ride now? With his baby in the South? Aria is so weird/smart but she’s still a kid… LITERALLY A TODDLER!! This shit is wild!!!! I thought we wouldn’t deal with any kids until messiah… AMAZING STUFF MAN

HAWAT IS ALIVE AND CAN STILL TALK! I thought for sure he’d be in some comatose state, with the Harkonnen’s leeching him. Also, timeskip?? Crazy! Feyd having some fear of the Baron is weird but definitely understandable. Still can’t believe he has hair… 9 chapters left!!