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God doesn’t know how to ride a bike
— May 29, 2026 05:47PM
God doesn’t know how to ride a bike
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“His name (Tony) is unimportant as he will be one of the first to die in the upcoming battle and will add nothing more to the narrative.”
— May 29, 2026 03:23PM
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I know it’s early, but I’m kinda just gleefully in love with this so far
— May 29, 2026 10:27AM
