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Wow. If you’re into a book in which everyone behaves in the most idiotic manner possible in every situation, making the worst decisions in each moment, while constantly gasping and pressing their hands over their hearts to calm the wild beating, (if they’re not holding both hands over their open mouths to hide their astonishment or fear,) this is the book for you.
— May 24, 2026 11:00AM
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Oolookitty
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I’m almost done thank God, still more heart clutching, still more women holding both hands over their open mouths to express shock, and still more nonsense. I’m too far to quit now!
— May 25, 2026 11:23AM
Oolookitty
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Still a lot of histrionics, still a lot of heart clutching, and now a woman has held like a five minute conversation with a man before “noticing that he is tied to the chair he’s sitting in.” he hasn’t mentioned it either.
— May 25, 2026 09:00AM
