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"usul gives moisture to the dead" WAAHHH!!!!!!

the audiobook version makes liet-kynes's drawn-out death scene weirdly funny. ghost dad lectures him-he gets pissed off-hawk comes closer-dad lectures him-repeat

the voice baron harkonnen's actor uses in this audiobook sounds exactly like ganon from the zelda cd-i games and it's killing me. he said "he must die" and i screamed

leto's men fucking suck at their jobs. "ooggh we intercepted a spy but he died before we could interrogate him" get the hell out of here