Jake Kahler’s Reviews > Half His Age > Status Update

so far i don’t understand the hate; it’s really good.

“My vagina pulses. It’s not about him being a failure. I don’t know whose vagina would pulse at that. It’s about him being able to call himself one. Him being able to be honest about his regrets, his status, his shortcomings.” (page 12)

as funny as that is, i understand what she’s saying 😭

“I switch to a video of a girl my age thrifting, then JFK getting his brains blown out in the back of that convertible, then a beauty guru’s seven-hundred-dollar Sephora haul.” (page 10)

that’s a perfect example of social media.

“I end my night by loading up a cart on Shein despite the damning ethics of fast fashion, because it’s the only place you can get a pair of pants for twelve bucks.” (page 10)