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Mel
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Ahh!! I know somebody else reading this must be flipping tables at the constant interruptions, but I'm having heaps of fun! What's that? You think you're going to have a private romantic moment?
*takes out croupier stick and pushes more obstacles onto the field*
I'm vaguely remembering a wedding tradition where the friends tease the couple, preventing them from sneaking off to bed afterwards. From a book, perhaps?
— Apr 30, 2026 04:57AM
*takes out croupier stick and pushes more obstacles onto the field*
I'm vaguely remembering a wedding tradition where the friends tease the couple, preventing them from sneaking off to bed afterwards. From a book, perhaps?
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Mel
is on page 78 of 108
"Thanks to you, you idiot!"
Couldn't agree more. Honestly Perry, what do you expect, opening doors willy-nilly at a country house party? Mind your manners and leave moaning doors be.
— Apr 30, 2026 05:06AM
Couldn't agree more. Honestly Perry, what do you expect, opening doors willy-nilly at a country house party? Mind your manners and leave moaning doors be.
Mel
is on page 75 of 108
Congratulations, Perry! You just won cockblock bingo! Three different couples in one go!
— Apr 30, 2026 04:58AM
Mel
is on page 62 of 108
"He wished... he could go home."
DAW! <3 He thinks of it as home!
But it's true, your parents' house is just your parents' house. Doesn't make it home.
— Apr 30, 2026 04:23AM
DAW! <3 He thinks of it as home!
But it's true, your parents' house is just your parents' house. Doesn't make it home.
Mel
is on page 60 of 108
Rule #48 of Country House Parties - Always assume any "empty" room is occupied. Amorously.
Haha, I love it how literally everyone is trying to sneak off, and just end up interrupting each other. ^_^;;
— Apr 30, 2026 04:20AM
Haha, I love it how literally everyone is trying to sneak off, and just end up interrupting each other. ^_^;;
Mel
is on page 54 of 108
le gasp! Drama!
*licks fingers with relish*
We are being fed so well!
— Apr 30, 2026 04:13AM
*licks fingers with relish*
We are being fed so well!
Mel
is on page 45 of 108
"Shall we walk together, Gwen dear?"
Nice. Looks like somebody's making a move.
— Apr 30, 2026 04:08AM
Nice. Looks like somebody's making a move.

