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She looks up at Warner, her eyes teasing. “Maybe we can go on a date.”
“Of course,” he says automatically.
But the room has fallen quiet.
Warner’s gone very, very still; he’s got that glassy, faraway look in his eyes, his hand frozen in hers.

My heart breaks for Aaron 💔

“I already tried,” she says again. “I tried working things out between us. Twice. He won’t take me back.”


FUCK YOU MEAN BY THAT?!?!?!? EXCUSE MEEEE?!?!?!?!!? NO!!!! I REFUSE!!!

Yall remember when we said Warner was delusional? James is even more delusional.

“I’m not trying to get myself killed.”
“Oh, okay, so maybe you’ve just lost track of the fact that this is, like, the fourth time she’s tried to kill you.”
“She only tried to kill me once.”
“You mean that blood all over your jeans, that nasty gash in your side, that bullet in your shoulder—that’s just fashion?”
“That was different.”

“Really?” Kenji says, his jaw tensing. “This is the first girl you decide to bring home to your family?”

I manage a grim smile. “Sorry. She gets nervous around strangers.”

Mind you, she just shot both of them 😭😭💀💀

I swear, this girl is going to be the death of me. Shit, she’s already been the death of me.
Fuck.

JAMES 😭😭💀💀

What is Tahereh feeding Warner? Brother hasn't stopped giving us quotes since he opened his mouth. Here's another one:

“Foul language is a cheap feast for an underfed mind.”

This was thrown at Kenji after saying the word Fuck. who replied with: “Thanks, I love it. I’ll ask Winston to whip that up in needlepoint. 😭

James: “Are you quoting Hamlet at me right now?"
Kenji: “Fuck you, I like Shakespeare.”

I know someone else who likes Shakespeare 🤭🔥

“You know Warner better than anyone, and you don’t need me to tell you that our favorite emotionally stunted jackass might be feeling heartbroken and betrayed by your stupid, reckless behavior.

Our favourite emotionally stunted jackass. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀 PLEASE KENJI

I love how everything she says his name he responds with "yes, love."

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

“Aaron.”
“Yes, love?”

You made him think it was acceptable to speak using the cheapest words language has to offer—”

I'll be using this from now on.