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Sex, Death And Starshine: The last play in a theater. The director and soap opera star / terrible stage actress are having an affair. A dead man comes and kills her, his dead wife takes her place. The actress kills the director, who then kills the administrator. They all come back to life. The play is a success, but is revealed that it was for the dead. The dead spouses, director & 2 others go to preform for thedead

Pig Blood Blues: Redman is an excop who was hired to teach woodshop at a boys correctional facility. A bunch of boys beat up Lacey (boy). Lacey said that Kevin was still around, a ghost. A large female pig was in a pen. She ate two of her babies and ate bacon and some of a boy’s fingers. Kevin hung himeself in her pen & she eats him. They were going to feed Lacey to her but now they are feeding Redman to her.

The tattering and jack: Jack’s mom died in a priest’s arms after giving birth to him, and went to heaven before the Dean in could take her to hell. They wanted Jack Polo to pay her price. The Yattering was assigned to destroy him mentally without touching him or leaving the house. Jack secretly knew this & messed with it. It broke both rules and now called Jack master.

The midnight meat train: the subway butcher killed, shaved, and hung of the humans. Their backs were open. Blood dripped into a bucket. Their belongings were neatly put into a bag next to them. The butcher was around 50, balding, and short. He had an arrangement w/ the subway driver. One man escaped and saw what happened. He killed the butcher and was tasked with becoming the new butcher. They were meat for othe