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i feel like there weren't as many hijinks in this one (a man was kidnapped) (but not even by our main guys (genderneutral))
— Apr 14, 2026 04:02PM
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finneas
is 84% done
"that's what i get for thinking about pussy."
mabel the conservative lesbian grandma you are an enigma
— Apr 14, 2026 01:28PM
mabel the conservative lesbian grandma you are an enigma
finneas
is 53% done
i want mabel to adopt me as her grandson. crossbow granny
— Apr 14, 2026 11:26AM
finneas
is 50% done
"the mischief and sweetness in his expression would've betrayed him as gay at a PTA meeting in lynchburg, virginia."
LEO DICAPRIO POINTING DOT JPEG
insane shoutout lmaooo
— Apr 14, 2026 11:06AM
LEO DICAPRIO POINTING DOT JPEG
insane shoutout lmaooo
finneas
is 23% done
"a strawberry blonde with long pale lashes, and eyes the color of bleached denim."
omg this guy is me :> if i didn't dye my hair lol
— Apr 14, 2026 09:01AM
omg this guy is me :> if i didn't dye my hair lol
