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Ugh I love Edyon and March. Also it’s obvious that Boris and Noyen are there to assassinate the Pitorian court, to make it easier for Aloysius to get more demon smoke.
Apr 06, 2026 11:39AM
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Oh my god that was so fucking good. Catherine, I hope you gaslight, gateekeep, girlboss your cunt father to death. Edyon and March, I hope you work out but that secret March is keeping will be the end of that. Ambrose, you poor, poor fucker. This guy isn’t catching a break anytime soon. And Tash? Well, I hope she does. Poor girl. All that being said, this very much felt like set-up, the book. Still great though.
Apr 06, 2026 10:18PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 466 of 532
I AM GOING TO CRY. March cant die :(
Apr 06, 2026 09:48PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 439 of 532
Yeah I know in my heart of hearts Catherine and Ambrose aint gonna work. Duty is a heavy burden and Catherine has that in spades
Apr 06, 2026 09:31PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 424 of 532
Well, RIP Holywell. For the best, I fear. At least Edyon and March still live. And March admits to feeling good around him. I sure hope nothing horrible happens to them. Ahah…
Apr 06, 2026 06:43PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 402 of 532
I will say it was clever of Brigant and its bastard King to use the wedding as a ruse to kill the king and his nobles. It failed, hopefully, but either way, I think Aloysius will get what he wants. A foothold in Pitoria in the north where the demons are. All for more smoke for his child-army, whom I’m guessing are empowered by the demon smoke.
Apr 06, 2026 06:04PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 376 of 532
Oh March, you poor traumatized fucker. Him and his sins of the father thinking. It doesnt help Holywell is a bad influence. And also working for the people who slaughtered him. As I said, the cognitive dissonance is something else there.
Apr 06, 2026 05:32PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 293 of 532
Edyon’s love at first sight for March is pretty funny. I ship it but he’s like, oh the soothsayer mentioned a handsome stranger, guess he’s the one. A shame he’s his kidnapper. Alas.
Apr 05, 2026 10:40PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 280 of 532
Im worried for Edyon. Him, Tash, and Catherine are my favorites so far. I like March but he’s a pawn and cant yet see it. Hope he smells the greek coffee soon
Apr 05, 2026 05:20PM
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Joe
Joe is on page 234 of 532
Aloysius is one ambitious bastard. Invading Pitoria AND apparently invading Calidor as well. It’s gotta be the demon’s smoke. It must do something. Guess we’ll find out
Apr 05, 2026 12:55AM
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Joe
Joe is on page 228 of 532
Noyes presence means that Pitoria is in danger. Obviously Calidor is on Aloysius’ radar but so is Pitoria. That child-army is related somehow.
Apr 04, 2026 07:28PM
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