paula’s Reviews > The Auction > Status Update

genuine question: can you lose your virginity when it’s locked in a jar? is the magical jar empty now? what happened to the jar? also: choosing the night countless of your friends died to rescue you from a man they thought was abusing you to cash in your v-card to said man? diabolical.

the part where the order infiltrates edinburgh and everyone starts massacring their oppressors? chills.