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Brittany Kirkland is 50% done

"It's about dang time!" (In my best Lizzo impersonation)

— Mar 30, 2026 05:23AM

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Brittany Kirkland is 61% done

They are soooo close to figuring it out, but I just realized I still have 40% left to read, and now I'm scared this isn't going to end how I want it to.

— 17 hours, 44 min ago

Brittany Kirkland is 43% done

I am officially to the point of wanting to read more than doing anything else. Need groceries? Nawww that can wait! Getting hungry? Maybe I'll make something after this chapter....

— Mar 29, 2026 06:45PM

Brittany Kirkland is 28% done

Ugggghhhh my heart!! Scorp and Al's playdate and then that poor baby witnessing Narcissa's illness... I'm a quarter of the way through and I've already ugly cried.

— Mar 28, 2026 08:44PM

Brittany Kirkland is 22% done

Still here for Pansy and Percey, or Twin Ps as I like to call them now. I'm not sure why I have waited this long to start this FanFic, but I'm loving it! Oh, and can we talk about the irony of Hermione getting a prickly cactus to take care of while also taking care of a house full of prickly Malfoys?!

— Mar 27, 2026 03:43PM

Brittany Kirkland is 11% done

And now the fun begins!! I'm so enjoying their mutual "WHAT DO YOU MEAN????!!!!" moments!

— Mar 25, 2026 10:10AM

Brittany Kirkland is 7% done

About to start chapter 5 and I CAN'T wait to meet our leading man!!

— Mar 25, 2026 05:25AM

Brittany Kirkland is 5% done

Welp, I wasn't expecting Narcissa, but I knew it had to be a Malfoy.

— Mar 23, 2026 07:59PM