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Noah is 49% done

do you think there's a song lyric out there that conveys a "this book is bad, don't read this book" vibe? Just asking for no particular reason

— 18 hours, 5 min ago

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Noah’s Previous Updates

Noah is 63% done

meh... and sometimes bleh

— 2 hours, 6 min ago

Noah is 32% done

hot take: I think another person should die

— Mar 26, 2026 05:05PM

Noah is 20% done

Ok but have we ever considered that these teens have bad vibes or were unpleasant to be around?

— Mar 21, 2026 07:32PM

Noah is 11% done

do these dusty mfs talk about anything other than their kids?

— Mar 21, 2026 10:26AM

Noah is 3% done

disliking Whitney Houston isn't a normal bratty teen kind of thing, I think this guy's son just has a shit taste in music

— Mar 17, 2026 09:54PM

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