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Call Me Ismail
Call Me Ismail is 66% done
It’s tough going.

“My cousin Nina looks intensely shaftable.”
19 hours, 23 min ago
Trainspotting

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Call Me Ismail
Call Me Ismail is 32% done
“We fill up oor lives wi shite, things like careers and relationships tae delude oorsels that it isnae aw totally pointless. Smack’s an honest drug, because it strips away these delusions.”
Mar 28, 2026 12:08AM
Trainspotting


Call Me Ismail
Call Me Ismail is 6% done
This is a joy to read.

“It’s easy to be philosophical when some other cunt’s goat shite for blood.”

“Ah’ve goat fuck all against dudes with dead insect eyes set deep in keen rodent faces.”
Mar 22, 2026 12:11AM
Trainspotting


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