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Maya
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Boahhhh i frog mi immer wieder, wia könnan lüt so grausam si wia count vidian? I woass eh, dass s imperium solchige lüt ahzüht, aber des isch so gstört echt
— Mar 26, 2026 11:27AM
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Maya
is 65% done
Endlichhhh kunnt a klele meh order 66 trauma, des kunnt o a klele z kurz generell in star wars, so ma siacht a klele was vo da klon sita (cody und rex vor allem), aber bi da jedi isch as nia sooo a krasses thema, komischerweise
— Mar 26, 2026 01:29PM
Maya
is 64% done
"The Empire tended to like these punishing environments, she thought, like an extremophile
bacterium in a volcanic rift. It made sense to her, philosophically: True power could only be claimed by those brave enough to go and get it."
So lustig wia sloane des ganze cringe empire propaganda züg toll findet, so deppat😂
— Mar 26, 2026 01:20PM
bacterium in a volcanic rift. It made sense to her, philosophically: True power could only be claimed by those brave enough to go and get it."
So lustig wia sloane des ganze cringe empire propaganda züg toll findet, so deppat😂
Maya
is 62% done
“I’ve been around to see it. All across the galaxy. This is an Empire motivated by greed—that delivers injustice. That rules through fear—and that prospers through deceit.” Hera started counting on her fingers. “Greed, injustice, fear, deceit. You can see them here, can’t you?”
— Mar 26, 2026 01:18PM
Maya
is 55% done
“May the spirit of death make a clerical error and forget you exist.” okadiah isch eif da goat echt😂😂
— Mar 26, 2026 12:44PM
Maya
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“Skelly, I’m going to die,” Kanan said, glaring down at the man on the ground. “But I’m going to kill you first!”
He fell onto the floor, and she on top of him. Pinned, he instantly began to formulate a response about how she couldn’t live without him—
I schwör kanan, du bisch zwor an simp, aber immerhin iconic😂
— Mar 26, 2026 12:08PM
He fell onto the floor, and she on top of him. Pinned, he instantly began to formulate a response about how she couldn’t live without him—
I schwör kanan, du bisch zwor an simp, aber immerhin iconic😂
Maya
is 47% done
I han sooo kp eig was navy isch, i han immer denkt, es hat epers mit uboote zum tua. Aber guatttt, iwie interessiert mi die militärische struktur in star wars gar ne, also wen juckts😂
— Mar 26, 2026 12:00PM
Maya
is 47% done
I finds voll cool, dass ma o a klele s trauma, was die klonkriege hinterlo hon bi da menscha a klele seacha kann, des kunnt mir bi da meista serien a klele z kurz, klar bad batch siacht ma s a klele, aber halt o ne wirklich. Dark disciple versuachts a klele zum d auswirkunga bi da jedi zoaga, aber viel erreichts do ne find i, vor allem weil alle z dumm zum leaba sind döt😂
— Mar 26, 2026 11:58AM
Maya
is 47% done
“That’s why the Emperor needs an Empire,
Kanan. It’s like a space slug, whose only function is to stay alive. It’s got to consume, and consume, and consume.” Hera, oane vo da coolsta persona in star wars💕 i schwör, guate pilota in star wars sind eif immer cool, du hasch hera, cassian, dr aphra, han und ka ob ma anakin als cool seacha kann, aber er isch o do😂
— Mar 26, 2026 11:52AM
Kanan. It’s like a space slug, whose only function is to stay alive. It’s got to consume, and consume, and consume.” Hera, oane vo da coolsta persona in star wars💕 i schwör, guate pilota in star wars sind eif immer cool, du hasch hera, cassian, dr aphra, han und ka ob ma anakin als cool seacha kann, aber er isch o do😂
Maya
is 45% done
"It took four of them to restrain the heavy-shouldered security chief: one for each arm. Then they beat him. This was justice in the Empire."
— Mar 26, 2026 11:39AM

