Claire’s Reviews > The Illiad > Status Update

"hey bro it's all good, I'll give you another wife and your first wife that I stole, I promise I didn't sleep with her."
"Bro I don't even need another wife. I love my first wife, even tho I stole her too, and there are like so many other hot girls here anyways. I don't flipping care cause my army is better than yours and you're honestly just a dumb dumb."

-The Illiad
(I promise I'm enjoying it, I just had to lol)

Honestly idk who I'm rooting for anymore but I don't even care. I feel like a kid watching a school fight and just yelling "Get him!" with no idea of who is who. The battle descriptions are brutal but also super epic and in my brain every death is in slow motion.
On a more serious note, it is super fascinating the gods interactions with human affairs...still processing that and I'm excited to see that unfold.

Menelaus: "It's only a flesh wound!"

vibes. The list of armies is gettin' a little wild but we'll make it through.