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YES KATIA

yoooo DCC books always get so intense in the last half my goodness

No wait hekla used to be a psychiatrist?! OK NOW I REALLY DONT TRUST HER. SHES DEF MANIPULATING PEOPLE

“I just realized you’re the only boy here,” Donut said. “All these people, and there’s only one penis. You could start a harem. Like the guy on that Sister Wives television show.” I laughed. “Nobody is starting a harem.”
“No, I suppose not,” Donut said. “You couldn’t even keep one woman interested.”

DONUT IS TAKING ME OUTTTT

I’m telling u Katia & Hekla are bad news. I don’t trust them UGH

“Plus I’ve always wanted to see a naked man dance around. One with better moves than that one weird guy who always came over when you were gone. He used to dance in the mirror and stare at himself and call himself a king. He’d put your socks on his wang and twirl them around in the mirror.”
DONUTTTTT I AM DECEASED.

Also bea is a cheating whore r u kidding me, poor Carl

A ManTaur sounds fucking disgusting lol

Wait frost maiden Elle is a badassssss what !!!!!!

NOT BRANDON’S GOODBYE MSG
“note: this message is from a deceased crawler”
No I cannot. WTF nooo my first sad moment

“Don’t be silly, Carl. I can’t sleep without you, and you know it. Now get into bed.”
Lmao donut

Mordecai’s toad noises are so gross in the audio in this book lol