chelsea | honeyiboughtmorebooks’s Reviews > Story of My Life > Status Update
chelsea | honeyiboughtmorebooks
is 78% done
"You set the table with brand new taper candles and you just happened to have a baby pig in your apartment tonight. You're trying to seduce me!" 😂
— 7 hours, 16 min ago
Like flag
chelsea |’s Previous Updates
chelsea | honeyiboughtmorebooks
is 12% done
"I just got scammed by a bald eagle."
"I'm going to have nightmares about this moment for my entire life." 🤣
— Mar 17, 2026 04:54AM
"I'm going to have nightmares about this moment for my entire life." 🤣
