Mars’s Reviews > How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates > Status Update

If he can't get in, he's got to give up and move on, right? You haven't got a slasher if there isn't any slashing. You haven't got a rom-com if the love interest isn't responding to the romancing.

Does he have his own Laurie? Does he have someone who would stay by his side and make him laugh or give him a brief moment of relief in this hellhole of a situation if they had come with him tonight?

Because we can't be everything. No one can. And that's the difference between real life and movies. Anyone can pretend to be perfect for the ninety-minute run time. The story plays out a lot differently after the credits roll. Wes seems to realize this, too.

"What if he pursued those women and then killed them when they couldn't live up to his expectations? What if he's looking for 'the One'?"

POTEKKKK PANO KUNG SI WES ANG KILLER???!!!

"It's not a slasher to him. It's a romance."

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SHOCKSSSSSSSSSSSS!’n

"You're shorter than me."
I'm eye level with the center of his chest, but I don't think that would be a new experience for him. […]
"Is that a problem?"
"Not at all." He still looks amused, and I pin him with a warning look.
"If you say I'm cute, it won't be the killer you have to worry about."
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HAHAHAHA SMALL GIRLS WITH BIG ATTITUDES TALAGA

"When a woman doesn't appreciate your 'compliment,'" I continue, "don't blame her for your inability to read the room."

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MICDROP MY GIRLLLLL

“If you find yourself in a situation where it seems like you are surrounded by an unusually high number of bitches, there's a really good chance you are probably being an asshole."

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I SAY, TRUUUE