nellie’s Reviews > Consider Me > Status Update

“You gonna hurry up and pick, shorty? Big man’s hungry.”
I’m actually gonna cry wtf

“Hi, mama.”
Not even 100 pages in and I’m already thinking about my plan for my third attempt.

“She’s got pretty hair. And pretty eyes. Pretty lips. Pretty thighs. Pretty tits.” Wow so poetic. Even more poetic when you’re listening to the audiobook.
Man please stop harassing this woman with a brain. You seriously aren’t all that. Just say you’re desperate as fuck.

Why tf is my kindle saying “723 pages”