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I'm actually going to commit crimes if this is not HEA... I swear to God...

NO, WAIT — WHAT THE FUCK???

This is the worst fucking third act breakup ever. IT CAME OUT OG NOWHERE??????

«“But if I eat your bacon, you’ll just buy more.”
“I’ll promise not to. Pinkie swear.”
He gave me a disapproving look. “Pinkie swear? Are you American all of a sudden?”
“Okay, cross my heart, hope to die, stick a sausage in my eye?"»


Luc is hilarious some times 😭

randomly remembered that Luc is supposed to be like. 6'4??? Oliver is pretty tall too, but idk how tall. I keep associating them with Taylor Perez and Nicholas Galitzine tho hahaha (I miss Alex and Henry 💔)

«“I think we’re mature enough to share a bed without incident.”»

.... and there was one bed??? 🫢

«I met James Royce and James Royce (now James Royce-Royce and James Royce-Royce) at a university LGBTQ+ event.»

it's giving Dick Grayson Dick Grayson...

It's the first fucking chapter and every second sentence is like a gunshot. What the hell is going on here 😭