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Damn, I need that jam preserve recipe

"Anyway, I do rather like him. He feeds me jam."
"He--? It's for the winter!"
"It buys my secrecy."

"If the world has not prepared a place for you, you must take up a hammer and chisel and carve one out for yourself."

"I have two questions. One, why do you look like you were trample by an ox and two, why is there a strange child in the manor, who also looks like he was trampled by an ox?"

I cannot wait to see the Leszy's reaction to her randomly adopting an orphan

"They consider me an omen. Of what, I do not know, since I usually come here on market days to stock up on eggs and cheese."
"Clearly, you're an omen of an upcoming egg and cheese shortage."
"Clearly."