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"Keep this up and I might just have to hang onto you, Joey Lynch."

"Seriously, I was listening to Mazzy Star's Fade Into You on the drive over here, which, FYI, is our second song, and now I'm in the mood to get naked with you"

"Casey," I warned. "Don't be looking at him like that."
"Like what" She laughed, holding her hands up. "Like he's the epitome of sex on legs? Because, news flash, Aoif, the boy is divine."
"The boy is mine, I warned. "So, find some other epitome to admire."

"What were ya doing in John Kavanagh's old doll's pride and joy, boyo?"

No way 😭😂

The rest of my class could shoot off in whatever direction they wanted after the leaving cert, just as long as I got to keep the girl in my arms.

"All flowers bloom, Joe, even the late ones," I told him. "And some times, it's the late blooming flower that makes the biggest impact."

She looked up at me with a hopeful expression. "Really?"
"Really, really." Nodding, I hooked an arm around her waist and lifted her off the scales before setting her down. "Now, let's get rid of this bullshit."

"The scales are wrong."
"Three times?"
“You do realise this floor is uneven,” I tried to placate.
"You're never going to get an accurate reading up here, Molloy."
"I'm not?"
"No, you're not," I coaxed, continuing to fll her up with the bullshit she needed from me. "I should know. It was fucking awful trying to measure these rooms for wardrobes. This whole house is out of alignment."

"There's nothing there, Molloy." I leaned back on my elbows, thoroughly enjoying the floor show, as my girlfriend pranced around in her underwear. "You're fucking gorgeous."
"Yeah, I know that," she huffed, catching ahold of my hand and dragging me over to the weighing scales. "But now I'm carting an extra seven pounds of gorgeous around."