Chris’s Reviews > Argylle > Status Update

Tay Tay obvs didn't write this because her name isn't on it, there's no glitter and she didn't release 16 versions of it (OMG if you don't buy all 16 versions, then you're not a real fan!). Plus I'm 50 pages in and the word 'car' hasn't been rhymed with 'far' once.